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dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

sideburnsandamustache:

northfalls:

On what it was like shooting the purple wedding: ”All of us girls are sitting there, because it’s so hot in Dubrovnik in Croatia in the summer. So we’re all sitting with our skirts up around our necks, you know, playing scrabble. It’s very glamorous” — Natalie Dormer on Late Night with Seth Meyers (x)

so much meowza

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

sideburnsandamustache:

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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I don’t give a fuck, this is unacceptable and I hope this guy got his dick kicked off

YOU’RE BUYING ME NEW HEADPHONES oh and won’t be able to walk for many months after I shoot you in the kneecaps.

Dude the gamecube sucked
Anonymous
surrealsadi:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

Did he really?

Yes he did

surrealsadi:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

Did he really?

Yes he did

brokeyourstupidcrap:

supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?

She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes. 

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So basically: 

If you think you’re attractive and take selfies with confidence and radiance = self-absorbed bitch

If you think you’re unattractive and degrade yourself and tell others how completely ashamed you feel about your body = whiny attention seeker

Me thinks I smell a double standard here. I suggest we all reblog with selfies and rejoice in how beautiful we all are and just stop putting ourselves down.

Time to lift ourselves on up high!

You have confidence lady, good for you.